Returning a lice comb tonight I bought the following: diet Pepsi, Funions, 3 Carmel Milky Way bars, and a box of pregnancy tests.
The more time I spend as a mother the more random this stuff gets. Interestingly, the lady checking me out struck up a conversation about what I do for a living.
I almost said- buy random sh*t at the drug store 10 minutes before closing.
Seriously, almost as bad as the night I purchased condoms, butter, and Hormel Chili No Beans.
And I'm sorry, can someone please explain to me how on earth pregancy tests can cost so much. No major break throughs in the science and I'm peeing on a stick and a single generic test costs at least $9?
I'm pretty sure they are manufactured in China for like 50 cents. Is it so you can get used to paying through the nose for your future children?
I'm not pregnant. Apparently, my period has gone MIA for 45 days with no sign of returning. Which is good because I drank whiskey yesterday and I Sony want to feel guilty about it.
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Giiiiiirl, you haven't gone through the PeeOnAStickInsanity most of us have, huh?
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